A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. -Arkansas
- Men should never be able to beat their wife, unless she can beat him as well.
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".- New York City
- This is dumb. Why not ?
In Baltimore, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies. - Maryland
- Honestly, who takes a lion to the movies?
In Reno, It is unlawful for any person to carry on, conduct or maintain any marathon dancing or marathon walking. -Nevada
- Against a healthy lifestyle? No wonder American are fat.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. - New York
- ...Duhhh. But if you have a reason, and a good reason, can you?
In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. - New York
- BAHAHAHA. Well...I guess a lot of guys at our school are outta luck.
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8 comments:
That's weird. I don't know why anyone would want to stick their finger up someone's nose.
well i think that woman can alwayz beat her husband
I don't think that anyone should be beating another person! If you want to beat up someone then count to ten, and beat up yourself for even thinking about beating up someone else! :p
i agree men should never beat women at all not just there wives any women
how could anyone beat their wife? if you really loved them then you wouldnt do it.
no marathon dancing!
thats NOT FAIR!
and well, no one should beat anyone. thats not nice.
ha. i like the part about how if men can beat their wives, we could beat them too!
ha funny.
power to the people :p
does anbody take a lion anywhere? serisouly unless you are transporting one for the zoo would anyone take a lion in the first place!
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